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A DEMON SPEAKS ABOUT LOVE

THE ANTIQUATED, DEMONICALLY INSPIRED, ANTI-LOVE, ANTI-SEXUAL PERSPECTIVE.

Don’t have sex.  If you do, don’t enjoy it.  If you enjoy it, feel guilty about it.  If you don’t feel guilty, feel ashamed.  If you don’t feel shame, feel jealous of your lover.  If you don’t feel jealous, worry about catching diseases.  If you don’t worry about diseases, worry about accidental pregnancy.

If you don’t worry about any of the above, then feel this and that and any other goddamned thing or other, but for fuck’s sake you will feel anything but that which even remotely resembles love.

Goddamn you if you bring love into the picture.  No don’t do that at all.  For love is the antidote to all of the above ills that we want you to feel and think.  We want you to be unhappy just like us, for we have sex but don’t enjoy it, feel guilty about it, feel shamed by it, feel jealousy, are scared shitless of diseases, and expect pregnancy every time we fuck.

We want you to be just like us.  Loveless like us.  Unhappy like us.  Unfulfilled like us.

If you try to evolve out of this untenable situation, we will persecute you and drag you back down to our level.  If you try to escape us, we will try to kill you.

If you do escape us, we will find another victim.  After all, you won’t be the first we have lost because someone discovered that God’s Love dwelling in the Human Soul just happens to be the cure for our demonic bullshit.

We won’t fret over losing you.

Fools abound.

Here comes another one now…

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