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ALL INTERACTION IS SEX–HOW QUEER!

Everyone is gay…and I can prove it.

Gay people are just like everyone else, except they have physical sex with each other.  Fair enough.  But the operative word there is ‘physical’.

Well what about sex at the mental level?  Nearly everyone is gay in at least one of these ways.  Think about it.  We all love to hang with our same-sex friends, right?  Because they think like us, right?  Which makes it easy to communicate with them, right?  And we feel better when it is over, right?  Since sex is little more than an interaction between two individuals, then conversation with a same-sex friend is interaction at the mental level, and that makes us all mentally gay.  Birds of a feather think together, after all.

And how about at the emotional level?  Nearly everyone at some point in their lives finds themselves in need of some emotional support.  Call a same-sex friend.  Maybe cry on their shoulder once or twice, possibly returning the favor, and then all is well again.  This is interaction and communication at an emotional level.  Again, since sex is interaction, then doesn’t the emotional release of a good cry with a same-sex friend constitute emotional interaction, which would make one emotionally gay?

And on the physical level…well we all know about that, even if we don’t engage in it.

Like I said, we are all gay.  If you have ever hung out or otherwise spent time with your same-sex friends, you are exhibiting a form of mentally gay behavior.  If you have ever shared some emotional outburst with a same-sex friend, you are exhibiting emotionally gay behavior.

So what if two people of the same sex engage each other not mentally or emotionally, but physically?  Or all three simultaneously?  Seriously…so what?  All they are doing is the same thing the rest of us have done, just on a different level.  Big deal!

So go ahead.  Call your same-sex friend and have a meaningful GAY conversation.

Go ahead.  Have your best friend come over to help you destroy a box of tissues, and have a good emotional GAY cry.

How queer, indeed!

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